i've never had a microwave
why not use brute force as opposed to a psychic attack? ..should be pretty easy, especially when he's deep in a trance trying to hurt you with...
when not on shrooms; but otherwise scared
planet unoriginalitywillbetheendofyou
and liked shooting ducks
i smell bullshit which is amazing seeing as i currently have no sense of smell or taste.
galaxy quest
fed his cat to his dog, then his dog got a taste for blood and ended up biting his leg off.
a boy named harold
tried to eat a chicken but the chicken ate him instead
(i quite clearly am not apologising :P) doesn't know his/her own gender or where he/she lives
distant relative
bitch slapped his science teacher when he was a kid
fell off a cliff
has a hat made of twigs bound together with dog poo
cold blood
Here's one I polished off this afternoon; it's a good 11 minutes long.. 'Electrypnose Super Shuffle Experiment';...
roasted on an open camp fire
sure, i'm on it now.
thanks very much! if i get enough responses or people wanting to hear more; i'll upload a few more to rapidshare. peace.
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