That'll teach that bitch to eat in. Now go get some rest soldier, you need a fukken tit bar tommorow!
Why not urban surfing masterbation? The morgue is a real nice place to get the juices flowing. The semitary, by far, the best. How many walls...
Yes... :megaphone: STEP AWAY FROM THE LIVER, PLACE YOUR HANDS ON TOP OF YOU'RE HEAD AND LYE DOWN ON THE GROUND!
Well one time when I was working at the zoo, I was washing an elephant, but there was a drought due to overlapping demand. So I had to finish the...
Great, get macguyver on the phone, we need a contract drawn up stat!
Well I guess I'd have to say, that it might be one of those, shut up and stay still moments to concentrate, that which most chix may not be...
Start the reactor!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry to hear about your annus. You should really plug that up. You could catch pneumonia.
Creep in the shadows seeth dear warner are you here for my soal, will you show me the hole where you creep dear monster are you here in...
Thats right that filthy mutherfukken whore, I'd like to blind fold her, slap her on the ass, turn her around, slap her face, turn around slap her...
Well you sure are a fourteen year old chick alright. You understand a sentiment of strong realization in a negatory sense. It speeks a voice of...
One time I masterbated fully tucked inside my basedrum... I forgot how I wound up their, but that was the first time I masterbated inside my...
Rat shit and goat testicles. Vile fluids given to medical research facilities by frightfully plagued vicitms. Moldy orange juice and rotton...
My penis keeps running away from me :crybaby:
In order to answer that question more effectively, I would first ask you this: Are you an artist? What is your interest? Why do you ask, for...
My Contribution: Persist dilegently!
Oky doke, now it's time for someone to talk some sense directly to you. If you shove two fingers directly up your ass, with a general amount of...
Um, yes you are in fact a biological container for baering offspring, and if over ramp you could find yourself in very surprising states, of...
My species has not been classified yet, though a have a warm and heartful admiration for women with both crabs and herpes.
Upon the wang!
Who said anything about consequences or repercussions? Abortions are legal now!
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