I'll be Betty Boop. :) .
Yeah. They get mistaken for big rats sometimes. According to this site, they are the only marsupial in North America....
Some say they're ugly. Others, cute. They're marsupials from what I understand. [img] .
Then there was Chumley the Walrus. [img] .
I'm an optimist. I propose we spend 3 trillion dollars embarking on a manned mission to Mars to bring back a half-filled glass of water to the...
U.S. politician: let's squander the half-filled glass and borrow 10 more glasses of water. .
A half-filled glass of water: pessimist: glass is half empty optimist: glass is half full engineer: glass is twice as big as it needs to be .
Why do you think I used the :rolleyes: ? :) .
You perform martial arts in a cocktail dress? :rolleyes: .
optimist - a person who is not as well-informed as a pessimist. .
Bob Ross could relax just about anyone. .
Watch some old Bob Ross painting episodes? .
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Two notable ones gone. http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20435416,00.html...
Now that was too much. :) .
Imus has the opposite problem. Dead from the neck up. Meathead. .
ABC news was doing this kind of thing many years ago during their half-hour evening national news TV show. They would take a current real story...
I'm not great at it, but not bad either. I'm best when I know the material well that I'm presenting. Some people seem naturally good at public...
I'm going out as a witch with a sign that says 'God hates gays'. Might even be good PR and help me with a run for the Senate seat in Delaware. .
...a great solution is to vote for the most outrageous, shallow-minded, flippant, inexperienced, intolerant, racist, gay-bashing candidates to...
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