Please stop misusing the word "love". Obsessive swooning over a guy and his actions isn't love. Fantasizing about what might be possible is good...
^^ I remember Archie Bunker once said something along the lines of, as you get older, your eyes get blurry so that older people still look...
Since this is in Music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VucczIg98Gw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbNEOJMGFAo...
My guess is that "curve" is a spell checkers idea of how to spell "curb".
Penis extenders are as effective as breast enlargement creams. (i.e. not at all) You've got what your parents gave you, if you want more (or...
Watching recordings of Margret Thatcher and Richard Nixon are reputed to work. Becoming a sabermathematician (baseball statistical expert) is...
4) Don't push any buttons, unless you are really really really sure.
Regarding the word "service": On the farm, its the bull who services the heifer.
The "elevator" version of Kegels is very nice when there is a penis inside.
A pussy can be both tight and loose. When my wife was pregnant, she did Kegels and achieved dramatic results. Depending on what kind of...
Some kilts come with a "modesty panel" that blocks the visuals but don't constrict.
Your jim jams have to be long enough to conceal your dingly danglies. Alternately you could start wearing kilts.
Plenty of women. Not the kind of women here, but his existence shows that there are plenty of women for that kind of man. (The world can be a...
They're also good for stifling squalling babies. (I wonder why babies, even female babies, are calmed by breasts which have no other purpose than...
Experience. Its common knowledge among sexualy experienced men that women like to hump your leg while necking. Did you really expect to start the...
Web Cams: I've seen sites where a webcam is active 24/7, often showing someone's home. Would exhibitionists and voyeurs have a consensual...
Men have hairs around our anus for the same reason that men have nipples.
I do like me some Rick Wakeman, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ9W2pZwvlY but Arlo has a way of turning a simple song into a Epic song (in this...
Are you sure you know what I'm doing in the vestibule? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMddte6yD2w
BOO !! No, no. Masturbation, not healthy, no, no. I've gotten this far drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes, without working out, jogging or...
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