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Succubus, not a good time.
I only asked because I got this souped up delorean and I like to stick my hand out the window.
You eat a bad burrito?
"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out...
There never has to be a reason to get naked! I'd also like to see Hillary Clinton fight Laura Bush, that would be a fun time.
Hot? I spit hot fire!!
Fear & Loathing was awesome.
I LIKE fruit.
Trojan brand, extra large condoms.
Who would it be? I pick Commando Vs. Rambo, it would make a little profit at least.
I once saw a porno in which the two lesbian ladies were fucking fruit, putting slices of melon into thier crevasses and all that, It was interesting.
I love marijuana so much! And she loves me too. Mary do you wanna, Mary do you wanna, Mary do you wanna try it? Mary do you wanna ,Mary do you...
Afterbirth is the grossest thing ever! My wife wants to get preggers, but she will have a C-section.
The new episode of Heroes last night It's gonna rock ass this season! This is the first time in a long while I've not missed an episode of...
There's nothing like a cleanly schorn scrotum!
Did'nt Jhonny Depp shoot him out of a cannon or was it his ashes?
There was a blackout in my Nieghborhood last night it was terrible! But then he got arrested! (rimshot)
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