Does anyone know how to______ a tranvestite cream corned wrestler. I think I might have _______.
My penis is like a garden hose flexible, and smells like rubber.
My penis is like a 7-Eleven, clean and reliable but closed on christmas.
Who put the bop in the bop she bop she bop, who out the ram in the ramalamading dong, It was Kaiser Soze!!!
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My penis is a hickory tree sturdy and reliable, and good for rope swings too.
Quesa dillas
I was working at the newspaper and thought my boss was full of shit until the second one got hit and I listened to it on the radio and then...
I will never say the word procrastinate again, I'll never see myself in the mirror with my eyes closed.
Get off me arse ya wee bitty fuck if I pull out the claymore your shit outta luck....
I'm dead and I can't do anything that i want, or I'm still alive and there's nothin' I want to do.
:party: Raise the Roof!
^ Beefy Nipples
This thread got my mom pregnant and my sister and tried to steal my girlfriend at a party, but i interjected and and stopped him and then found...
I have'nt eaten KFC for about 4 years and never intend to, Hot Pockets do the same though, and they have vegetarian HotPockets now so in case you...
People still use it sometimes but i never hear the word "skank" enough, I'm also fond of the use of the term "fartlocker" to refer to someones ass.
45 Helens agree: Kids In The Hall rocks ass!!
I'm going to the store and I'm goingto get some K.Y. Jelly
I'll start with A, go in order people!! I'm going to the store and I'm buying some Anal ease.
You need me to tie you off or something?
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