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i rarely gel with LEOs myself.
shoulders/back/biceps. then i showered, and then everyone needed me at once when i was supposed to be at a meeting, so i ran around work and got...
oh, and there's two main issues with the peeing. first, the stream has to start and stop. so while most of the piss is at full power, it...
nothing about the bureau of worker's compensation is beautiful.
it should definitely not be legal for the garbage men to be out before 9am. sounds like a marching band crashing their cymbals out there once a...
i could see florida man sticking his dick into a broken tail light.
for $300, it would have been worth a try.
[IMG] that's true, women don't get beat up until they move in with the opposite gender.
not necessarily. i think what he's describing would also fit. i think the loss of self control is pretty much where the line is drawn; not so...
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do they? all those people look white. i heard a comedian recently talking about it, and as he said: if you were an indigenous people, would you...
well that seems unnecessary. i would have just told him that it's an extremely tasty dead bird.
and license plate number!
to add to the confusion, if you're the guy who takes shit care of himself, is this what life is like from 75 to 80 instead of from 80 to 85?
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there's definitely days that i would be happier to not deal with people. although a lot of times i do enjoy being out in public and people...
great moneymaking idea: be the person who sells umbrellas before that event. i don't think it's grammatically wrong, just kind of awkward. a...
judging by most of the people who get into those offices, i'm not convinced the popular vote is a sound basis either.
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