Hello, I had a my share of fun with acetylene torches. Fill the pockets of your colleague's dust coat with a acetylene oxygene mix and then light...
Hello, yeah, should work. I'm a bit concerned about the neighbour. I usually use flint and steel to start a fire. Maybe he gets pissed off by...
Goood morning, my plan for today was to go to the woods and bake some apples over the fire (which is totally illegal here ;)). But unfortunately...
Goood morning, who doesn't remember the catalogues ;). A whole generation of pervs grew up that way ;). Regards Gyro
Hello, it looks like homework... Anyways, I won't do all the work alone ;). | It's like a comics, could someone check grammer? It's like a...
Goood morning, there's nothing like good pixelised porn ;): http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/porn.png Regards Gyro
Hello, ROTFL ;). You should see mine ;). Regards Gyro
Hello, I appreciate the effort you put into this things. Regards Gyro
Goood morning, awww, how sweet. That little bugger has dug out a shrunken head and got stuck in it. Regards Gyro
Goood morning everyone, OK, I'll be honest, the US elections is a real pain in a lower part of the body ;). It's like christmas in this months....
Hello, here we see the big difference between German society (or maybe European societies in general) and the US society. We believe in the...
Hello, the days of an engineer can be long and cold and lonely sometime. Then you need friends, you know ;). Regards Gyro
Goood morning, every one's OK? So I got head this morning, but I'm not sure about the position. Found it in this strange log file :): Missing...
Hello, if I wouldn't hate to masquerade I would wear my snowman suit ;). Regards Gyro
Hello, having snow falls in october that doesn't melt instantly is a bit unusual in my area. I'm at a higher latitude than lets say Montreal, but...
Hello, it depends on how 'really bad' is defined. The weather alert in my area is dismissed since, hm, I think earlier this day. The biggest...
Hello, who? Me? No, I'm from the south west. Regards Gyro
Hello, Die Sendung mit der Maus is some kind of educational TV for children. Between short cartoons they show for instance how tooth paste is...
Hello, pretty scarry stuff :). Regards Gyro
Hello, OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG ;) Regards Gyro
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