Dr. Phil just seems like a guy who would have read the Turner Diaries like a thousand times...
Lets go fishing! :eek:
Mother has arms like a long shoremen
I always thought the self proclaimed "doctor" Phil was an asshole, I don't know why, here he is getting owned by a guy who likes to flash his...
Bought a milking machine off Ebay, strangely does not own any cows...
How do you know that 1,000 years from now Darwins theory will sound "unscientific?"
Insists that he showers with his niece
I read this on http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/swift-blog/678-creationists-believe-the-darndest-things.html and thought it was funny,...
has "sweet" feet
Is a big stinky "doo doo" head
Insists her significant other always puts on a condom before giving him a tug job
Eats six pounds of bran everyday, her feces has the density of a billiard ball
Is a priest
Thinks Andy Kaufman faked his death
It's thought to be three times the size of Jupiter and have more impressive rings than Saturn....
His body is mostly made of plastic and Styrofoam, it's not going anywhere.
Haha, that's the funniest signature picture I've ever seen, to bad you got banned. :confused:
Thinks the zenith of pleasure is a plunger stuck to the wall and a jar of lube.
Suffers from a chronic rectal prolapse thanks to some indiscretions in a Turkish bathhouse
Often forgets to change his fathers diapers
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