The bible does have its value - but it is perhaps the most poorly interpreted work of literature ever. If you must rely on the written word - let...
Yeah, there's really no good way to tell a girl that she's shitty in bed. It's easier just to say something like, "Hey, I never noticed this sore...
sex is crazy, if you stop and think about it.
Sorry if I'm repeating - I didn't read all the posts - but I was jamming out to some daft punk in the car today.
fuck Windows updates. word is that the most recent one has some security holes, so you might want to turn it off.
All this technology was supposed to make our lives easier, but instead we're busier and more miserable than ever. Paxil, anyone?
I was really intense about it. I think it helped channel the pain and my frustration. I would be really sore the next day, though.
I've been told that my vegetarian seman tastes mighty fine - especially after I eat sweets. ...and I damn sure know that vegetarian pussy tastes...
I hate to plug wal-mart bacause they are evil corporate fucks - but their pain gel actually works better than the brand names. I know this...
And animalliberation... This is just a thought - I could be wrong. I know a lot of people that use relationships as a way to fill the void...
Bluegill...we need to talk about paragraphs.
What did the police say?
I'm feelin' ya. Mine has usually been pretty good in public, but he has his moments. Some of my friends' kids are just like you described. I...
Nice quote in your sig. I am a big fan of Will and Ariel. And yes, you're very pretty. So pretty it almost makes me sick - but I will get over...
We are also rapists and murderers by design. Fortunately we have developed higher reasoning to counteract our base instincts.
What minister?
Give freely of yourself, live to serve others, and God will enter your heart - sure as the sunrise. There is no need to try to figure anything...
Last months job numbers were HORRIBLE!!! "niggers is broke these days" Even Bush found it hard to muster optimism. "This just shows we still...
What I wouldn't give to be spat upon.
He's four. (see pix in my gallery) Perfect age for poo humour. Of course poo humour really never gets old.
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