Dana Carvey used to impersonate Robin Leach on SNL. He had that annoying voice down perfectly. There was one episode on SNL where Dana was doing...
I take it no one mentioned passing gas in the bathtub. :rolleyes: .
Putting two contacts on the same eye. Maybe not super weird but a super stupid feeling. :) .
I'd like to see the motorcycle version of this. We could call it the Poop Cycle or Poopsicle for short. :) .
Skinhead has its ups and downs. There's less hair to comb, but then again there's more face to wash. .
new car: The Honda Shit Has a nice ring to it. .
What kind of fuel economy is that in MPT (miles per turd)? .
Hey Boog, when you get your library card, will you read us more stories? The one about the bear and the housefly was quite good. :) .
60s icon and yippie Jerry Rubin died after jaywalking in the LA area and being struck by a car. Bummer. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Rubin .
Why not just shorten all of them to: Obey or Pay! That's generic and works for just about everything. :) .
What, nobody thought of using this pic in this thread? :) [IMG] .
Also this: one of the most mis-spelled and mispronounced words is libary. .
Also in the U.S., you can get arrested for overdue books. It's especially risky if they are state property....
I put the phone down on the table quietly and let them talk on. I don't like doing things like that. It's a last resort. I had problems with...
His downward slide in job approval continues. He's now at 45%. He has a chance to break Bush's skid, which ended at 25%. Even more of a...
That dude's been in and out of more holes than Tiger Woods. .
The wedding was on again in July after being called off after the 2008 election. But now it's off again!...
...in MTV? As you probably know, MTV officially took the word 'Music' out of its name this year. But, what does the 'M' now stand for?...
Be careful, Whimbrel. People might start calling you an Oreo cookie. Black on the outside, white on the inside. :) .
Gallagher must be happy today. Probably smashed a few more in honor of the day. .
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