Usually on my balls
There's many ways to explain perceived direct experience with extra terrestrials. Dreams, wishful thinking, mental illness, notoriety, etc. That...
I have great ventilation. I eat a lot of lentils, spinach, and beans. Ask my lady. In fact, I know that my ventilation is great. One might say,...
While I'm not agreeing nor disagreeing with you, I'll digress into the topic of Roswell a precident and a personal favorite of mine. Everybody...
Your vote counts
Fact - I've turned my washroom into a darkroom. Though cleaner than your average red light district, it still smells like shit half the time.
Skinless chicken tits about 3 beets 2 cloves of garlic and one can of tuna two whole eggs two pieces of bread 4 or 5 coffees, black 2 sticks of...
Before AND after sex... Not only is that wasteful, but hey, water is pricey man.. I shower once a month whether I need to or not.
I do know what you mean man. Homosexuality is a well documented perfectly normal circumstance of the occasional human condition. That being...
It does get hard when you have a strong sex drive down under
Two chocolate chip pancakes Some diet Dr. Pepper Three coffees My girlfriend's vagina, twice Pizza Gummy worms Ten beer Double mint gum
When Nietzsche Wept by some Jewish author. It's interesting if you're into Nietzsche. Especially because you get the rare opportunity to witness...
Some where out there right now someone's putting on a hot fresh pair of socks straight out of the dryer.
What's with all the questions?
A window once opened And I felt scared My flesh quivered Thoroughly impaired A window once opened Excited, naive, trembling smile A girl with...
Kittens. They're so fuckin smug.
Say, "what a grey day." *rimshot* What would you do if Barrack Obama was actually a pirate sent into the future to destroy the liberal image in DC?
Tell them I'm looking for a John Connor. That'd scare em away. What would you do if your right to vote was taken away from you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjX1vFk384s&feature=youtube_gdata_player"]Fats Domino-Walking To New Orleans - YouTube
Same thing I did when I lived alone.. Not wear pants. What would you do if Jesus came back, but only for a whopper and a nice cold Mountain Dew?
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