My dick is so long that I can fuck someone ELSE in the ass. When they are in the next room.
Exactly - its what grown-up sex is all about. And anyway, when is it ever actually smooth? Genitalia is not supposed to be such a high maintenance...
Wait...what year is this? Where am I?
Good for you. Enjoy yourself.
I am sort of for it, but with reservations. For example, Muslim terrorists - I would just as soon see them taken off the planet but if you execute...
He went down on you and hated it? What? Look, he may be a lovely guy and all but may I suggest keeping him a best friend, but dont marry him. He...
Well the entire thing is a monumental waste of money. All this talk about it regenerating East London. Ever been there? It sucks - always will....
Yay you! All for experimenting. But a thought before you push the guy too hard. Have you ever had anything larger than a finger up yer bum? You...
Well I just watched it. Its good - actually better production than I had expected considering these people were wrecked most of the time. Its very...
Dark Star from Live Dead. You'll get lost in there - and its utterly brilliant!
Well, I never have fucked a hairless pussy. And I doubt that I would. Its just not complete without the trim.
God yeah, I LOVE it. I enjoy nipple play more than my wife does I think. Love to have my nipples sucked while I masturbate - fave activity.
Oh, but you do! Ya just don't know which they are!
Well, I like a bit of weight to them. But I certainly don't think enormo humungous sized tits are a turn on. Actually what I really like is for...
Yeah, I know at least three people who think feet are horrid and nasty. Until recently feet were not even on my radar. Didn't really notice one...
Well I am a guy, and thankfully not super hairy so don't shave anything apart from my face. My wife shaves legs all the time, trims the muff and...
I have tried a few variations on this, and it certainly works but makes my dick feel a bit...weird afterwards. Sort of numb. So not sure if its...
I've read the book. Can't wait to see the film - I have it on order from LoveFilm.
Yes, there has been a lot of coverage about that in the UK. Specifically people saying "He was a Frenchman and he killed French people"...
If you asked nicely you could ;)
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