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Amalgam
You should still try blaming the elk sometime, very good idea.
Pulchritudinous
Jack and Jill when up the Hill to fornicate by the water jack came down with a great big frown and 9 months later he had a daughter.
Say an Elk did it and find some dirt and add water and make little elk footprints!
Zoologist?
Say a bear did it and make fake bear tracks with mud and shit!
Nightowl
No, I just left it in the toilet.
Nice
I looooooooooove WEED!
Fun
Pierced
I got the body of a Monkey and the feet of a cock, Sign of the wolf and the mark of the calf.
Adorable
I would take the test and give answers to make them believe i was either the Anti-Christ or maybe L. Ron Hubbard.
Pigtails
I run Taurus.
Break it!!!
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