GLEN was caught watching porno again...
to quote a comedian whose name I'll never remember, "If there was such as a thing as 'the one', guy's penis' would be shaped like keys."
I wished I'd done that once. Thank god for sucker punches... Somewhere out there right now, someone is waiting for a train.
Because they love cocaine How can Santa, that large man, fit through tiny chimneys?
It's actually defense thing to ward off certain pests. Only certain bugs are to pollinate roses, so they developed thorns to ward off unwanted...
I'll give you 7 Canadian dollars for it. That's like $348 American these days. I could use it for school! Help me get some grades!
only where the hot southern sun don't shine. Would you like to swim in a pool full of red jello?
I rinse it for 2 seconds, I don't wash the mug. Old coffee bits adds flavour. Would you live in a tree house like the Ewoks lived in if the rent...
because you subliminally want to stay up all night in hopes that you might catch a glimpse of a real UFO. Why do you eat toast?
Makes me hungry for an omelette...
Jerk Mcgerkin
because it hates you and wants to burn your face Why do I have to pee so badly?
somewhere out there right now, someone is desperately wanting something they can't have.
banned! for shitting in the woods too often.
Stinky Winky
LOL! Seriously, somebody get him a crowbar to pry his lips off that collective ass. :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGua4wBNCmQ&feature=autoplay&list=FLK-eSbtBrWDVabTOLP1st3g&lf=mh_lolz&playnext=1"]Led Zeppelin - In My Time of...
Somewhere out there right now, someone is waiting for a punchline.
I got some hand-picked chilis from a friend Friday night. Right off the plant. I let them dry till now. They're super hot!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tmPBuSpmfA&feature=autoplay&list=FLK-eSbtBrWDVabTOLP1st3g&lf=mh_lolz&playnext=1"]Deftones - Digital Bath (Video)...
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