:D Fact - I'm alone and making a huge pot of chili. Hotter than hell chili, with homemade garlic bread on a fresh bun. You're all invited!...
That and no one would miss it if it got wiped out...
:D Somewhere out there right now, someone is hearing Hendrix for the first time. And their mind is most likely being blown.
LOL! Banned for not making me something to eat!
:o Banned, for uh, making me feel guilty.
Somewhere out there right now, someone is unknowingly about to eat a meal their spouse has knowingly laced with poison.
I can never find my tuner. I changed my acoustic strings and I can't accurately tune it! :banghead:
Banned, for being too sexy for her shirt.
The older I get, the easier it is to deal with people. This is because I find it much easier to tell people to "fuck off," or simply just ignore...
Also, two weeks ago a girl at school held a door open for me. It was the first time in my life a female had ever held a door for me. It felt kinda...
Someone did that to me last week, fuck them. I agree with Stinkfoot, ignoring someone is always the best way to go. It lets them know you don't...
They sure took a long time to roll that joint...
This happened to me last christmas at the liquor store. I saw some guy looking at whiskies and he picked up one of the shittiest kinds. I asked...
Oh yes, a few. You've never had sex in the back of a vehicle.
Aerianne, queen of the banned! :D
Um, yea. That movie's fucked up if you're sober. When you're high, it's something else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKQWhsLbe9E"]Keb Mo Am I Wrong - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPW3dnxplDI"]Matthew Good - House of Smoke and Mirrors - YouTube
Soiled oneself
Somewhere out there right now, someone is waking from a terrible nightmare.
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