Wish I could see it
Scratcho!
What do you call a horny ram?
No, heh, cornhole... Have you ever fallen asleep on public transit?
Banned for being a loud chewer.
Nope Have you ever gotten lost in a corn field?
[IMG] Show me the past
Doesn't pay me enough for the kind of seafaring "customers" we get...
No Have you ever felt like driving your car really fast into something else, just because?
Banned for not knowing that was a guy.
Loves going sailing just so she can say things like, "pull it in," and, "it's not blowing hard enough."
Somewhere out there right now, someone just said, "They're always big ones," and no one was there to follow it up with, "that's what she said."
Harriet Cooch
Uses donut seats... hahahahaha! :D
False When you were a child you lost a tooth in an apple.
Straddles pillows in his sleep
Likes sitting nude in a bathtub full of earthworms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LIS8PyOYSQ"]BigWreck - BlownWideOpen - full version - YouTube
Umm, cause, I'm a buttface... Why do we care about time?
She once made love in a grain silo... Only to wake up in a police station and find out that she had actually just passed out drunk and nude in a...
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