Has "Chi-Chi" and a picture of a hamster tattooed above his dick.
You looked so pretty in the house of distorted mirrors!
I'd still totally hit that.
All right, where do I start off? My brother one day asked about my religion. I truthfully told him what I was, I didn't know the name for it, but...
Perfection.
He doesn't take people under his wing unless they find him. He never tells people of his priesthood unless they bring it up.
He's a living legend, one of history's greatest and most innovative western worlders, and noboy knows who the hell he is. Honestly, I think people...
You, Adam! No more over-night LAN parties, and you should probably sort out your phone contacts to make sure they're divisible by 5, cuz if not,...
I like there to be things around me, but not people. I guess the city.
Why can't I have a hot sister?
Sounds like aliens have come. We can trap them with apple-juice bongs.
Maybe if everbody stopped telling them that sexual encounters will confuse them, they wouldn't be confused! It's harmless if you stop looking at...
I've been looking for a band like this. Sounds great, dudes.
Rush on the snake and arrows tour. It was magic, Rush puts on one helluva show!
Picture an all white room. Now in this room there is a cube. Where is it? Near the corner How big is it? About the size of my head Is it floating...
Loosen up, dood. Cheryl, you owe it to every horny boy out there to ride him. I, too, saw your gallery. Go. Now.
Beppo
Getting years confused with asses in a deadly word game.
Recently I've been lurking around for a new bass guitar. I'm not looking so much at what it sounds like as much as its look and price. My amp can...
I don't know if this is the right forum to post this in, but I've got a question. A friend of my brother's, a priest of sorts, has taught my...
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