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Real men know how to quiet a fussy baby. Real men know 254 punch-lines to the question "how do you quiet a fussy baby?", when asked.
Oh my, it seems that Led Zepplin is only as creative as Woodie Guthrie.
@jsmart You love her. You don't want to break up with her. You want sex with other women. Those three desires are in conflict with each other....
"What is the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?" "If you die, a prostitute will stop fucking you."
You say that you are male, young, with a high sex drive and feel like you are missing out. Do you have character? If so, you need to let your...
Sure its a word. You understood it didn't you?
A working laptop. $100 cash. 1 Oz. (ish) of herb (You have to work on the recycling sorting crew to get the good stuff.)
No, married people shouldn't give up sex with themselves. They should give up using it as if they were saying "You won't do what I want, I'm...
That sounds neat. Its sounds like "Green Festivals" is a brand name rather than a certification of festivals. Solar Greens Co. has an intriguing...
@OP, Nothing you read on the internet is going to convince this girl that you are as experienced as you claim. Confess your bragging, do your...
In a healthy relationship , there is a variety of quality, some good sex, some spectacluar, a mix. In an unhealthy relationship, the other person...
"Blame it on production" :D :D :2thumbsup: Very dry, DM :2thumbsup: Nah, I'm blame on Chet's liking the smooth country sound. Or maybe its...
The connection between a facial and "marking your woman" seems obvious to me, (no that's not all it is, but its a part) so.... To those women who...
They had a choice. I could have gone Xmas shopping, I didn't. They did. The people aren't as weak as you think they are, they just make...
Assuming that you know this female friend very well and trust her completely. How well do you know these two guys? How well does she? How many...
Its really discouraging if my lover's reaction to my semen is "yuck". Even if the word isn't said, the screwed up face and a rush to get it out of...
You want to. Someone else wants to. Posting here suggests that if you are right, in that you are ready, that you are nervous or perhaps not...
Would having their original voices improved this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuAUG-AxweQ"]Weavers Re-union Concert - Get up and go - YouTube...
Long orgasms require that you breathe.
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