Don't hit it off with much of anybody miss. When all you want to do is talk about pussy no brained thoughts on life or some synchronization of...
I know it's delayed but that there's a damn fine meal. Shouldn't have gone on that date Thursday. Momentarily forgot I fundamentally hate most...
Humans sure are fucked these days. Born & bred to be dumbasses
Bull fuckin' shit
Yet so right......
And here I was thinkin' damn what a coincidence....
Just make sure he never forgets that defendin' yourself is always right.
Why ain't I surprised
When some fucker tells me I drink too damn much. Kiss my ass Jack & Jim have been better to me than anyone else
Likes=Stupid
Gotta grind 'em up & aerosol them pussies
Hmm bathroom tips eh? If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down. When toilet paper ain't available grab some maple leaves or use...
If you didn't see this response comin' you just don't know me yet. Fuck off.....ya damn hippy
Don't count on it.
Date's this evenin' that's the only real plan, well that & cleanin' the bachelor pad for the 19 year ol' gal I'm gettin' as a housemate today
273 by spring next year. We'll be handlin' about 160 eggs a day on average.
Good afternoon folks. Takin' the day off today. Got a full melon crate worth of winter squash harvested yesterday. My back, feet, & shoulders are...
Currently on the farm we got 12 cows, 4 pigs, 4 lambs (had 10 but worms got 'em), 1 goat, 118 chickens, 1 rooster name of Randy, 155 chicks, 1 big...
Sure sure. If I told you I'm finally satisfied with the me I am would you believe it? Regardless I'll say it. I'm satisfied with me just as I am
Long as there's a healthy supply of beer I'll sure as shit enjoy myself
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