maybe next time the weather people want to create a mass panic, they should name it hurricane sasquatch. now that's an intimidating name.
apparently OP already did too much of that.
if you hear "colt 45" and think of anything other than 40 ounces of malt liquor, you've clearly never been poor.
it's mostly because he's dead though.
but the KKK is EVERYWHERE... [IMG]
unfortunately, yes. it can be funny sometimes, but it gets old eventually. you, on the other hand, have the right idea. welcome to here.
the fact that you didn't mention your penis makes your introduction better than at least half of the ones we see here.
working out at the gym doesn't automatically mean weight loss. look at these fatties: Dude benches 740 pounds i was skin and bones most of my...
really, that's supposed to be the eye roll smiley? it looks like it's in love. like it should be in one of those memes that says "find yourself...
really? i think i feel them more when it's wet, since they stick to your feet and follow you around.
i don't have that kind of time.
and this is why more women don't go topless..
^ you're right spamming is pretty lazy.
i won't quote anything, but you should check out the "escorts" thread too.
i like to keep you on your toes.
i like to lie on my back and play tether ball on it.
yes, spamming is a bit of a gamble. what are the odds someone will click on your link before you get banned?
if he keeps working at it, in a year or two he might even be able to bench press my dick.
babe is a nickname. his real name was george. which yes, is still relatively normal.
to ensure the best sexual experience, you should incorporate an appropriate amount of superglue.
Separate names with a comma.
