Because there is no Meta-God for God to believe in.
How come all the random questions and almost no conversation?
If I just ate a pizza what are the chances I still have the munchies?
How would I know?
Is it raining in here?
What, where, when, who and why?
Where are you headed with this?
When did four letter words get such a bad rep?
Would you believe working?
Are you sure?
And what do you mean by that?
How dare you remind me, a decent person, that I have an arse? Would you rather that they reminded you that you are an arse?
Ilk, what's an ilk?
You think so?
What do you think we are talking about?
If I asked you a question, would you answer it with a statement?
No
Caught in something, what did you have in mind?
Well for one thing, someone who vilifies and persecutes Jews as "Christ-killers", would pretty much rule them out as being Christian.
Hand?
Separate names with a comma.