If no one said it: " Honey, I'm home!"
Mary won't whinny knowing her twin sister was buying a parakeet for the all wild horse sanctuary
Hello CoolAndCalm. Welcome to HF.
I'd say my feet...one has a bunion, the other doesn't :ack2: although, my ex used to have a fetish about my feet in nylons.
Mary dosen't mind knowing her other father was wearing a tent to the all night Mexican Embassy
Everyperson truly rejoices stabbing his shrunken pay when smuggling smelly fugitives to the Mexican border
My ex (and he was very well endowed) introduced me to anal sex.........the first three attempts were laughable...but then... I relaxed. After...
Thank YOU - Led Zeppelin
Peter truely denies washing his swinger neighbour when wearing smelly socks to the mexican border
My ex. Charles Manson
Oldie but goodie: I'm not a gynocologist but, I'll take a look.
"Sign Sign everywhere a sign Blocking out the scenery breaking my mind Do this, don't do that, cant you read the sign!" - 5 Man Electric Band
That was sweet to hear. Good going!
Bottom line, put a wrap on it. You sure don't want your first time to be a drag on the rest of your sex life...... Oh, and yeah, The first...
Are you kidding me?????? Unless YOU'RE into torture, find someone else!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's going to have a little person...they are very entertaining to say the least - I'm happy SHE'S happy. Frieden, good luck to you with your...
Lazy mamma enjoys making her husband wash her feet whilst selling pig guts to a sinister gecko
If you get the family card, you'll get prego no matter what your age is. However, I do agree with BBAD, you may have to try more often to get the...
Black coffee with a shot (ok, a shot and a half) of vodka
Weeattoes, your "imagine a world where" post was very cool. Thank you for sharing that. [ATTACH]
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