srt420 - - I've you were meant to have sex with a condom, you'd have been born with a rubber dick! Have fun, play safely, and eat your honey!
If I was what I was supposed to be .... I'd have a short haircut, a suit, and a job. No, thank you!
orison - - When is that freakin' squirrel gonna finish licking that freakin' joint and fire up that freakin' thing?
That happened to me once ... but I fought it off.
.... ^^^^ .... Right on man! Have fun, play safely, and eat your honey! __________________ [IMG] Sheryl Soft and tender, tough and hard .......
. . . . . ROTFLMAO . . . . . Have fun, play safely, and don’t play with fire!
A blowtorch leaves the roots and you have to do it again periodically. I much prefer using a roto-tiller .... no roots .... no repeats! Om Tare...
Try this … dig out a baby pic or two, an elementary school pic, and jr. high pic, and a mirror. Are these the same person? Chances are from baby...
What a great idea. Why didn't you tell me that 22 years ago? Michelle Obama in 2016
For me life works better when I look forward instead of backward, look outward instead of inward.
For Amerika Über Alles .... and my country right or wrong!
George D.P. Carlin dead? Not possible .... we had a long conversation last week when I was tripping. But if it's true, have a good journey George!
Been there, done that ... makes life more interesting! It's seldom me when I look into a mirror (which I try to avoid). Have fun and play safely!
A belated happy birthday Sarahrei! your latest sig-pic is HOT! Have fun and play safely! __________________ [IMG] Getting high With a little...
On the beach ... without a doubt! Have fun and play safely!
Once upon a time I knew a woman who claimed to do this occasionally while at her desk as a receptionist in a dental office - - Set her cell phone...
Real connoisseurs of female genitalia usually prefer natural, trimmed, or plucked (in that order), and know that shaved is for the teenagers and...
After reading more ... and even thinking more ... I have to that I now agree with you. :cheers2: BTW . . .thanks so much for fixing that ticket...
Not to worry ... I only masturbate one of my cats. The others think that having sex with a human is too kinky! Have fun, play safely, and don’t...
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