Because I am horny.
I am yanking on my penis now.
Maybe not right this second, but I will today.
not today
Variety of topics, and the folks here are very nice and friendly.
Took out a mess of recycling.
Bible Adventures and Gilligan's Island I am familiar with, having played them. Most of the others I have never heard of.
I did in the wee hours of the morning.
I see your profile says "engaged in conversation". You're getting takers already. I'm tempted as well.
I don't think you'll have much trouble finding anyone. :)
How long has it been since your last go?
I am yanking on my penis now and making it so happy.
I am horny today.
Okay, so my penis can't take anymore. I'm making it very happy.
I wouldn't be shocked if the member were a troll.
I need to do it so bad right now...
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