I hope you're feeling much better. :D
I think you can get by without it for one day. :)
Don't let me interrupt then. ;)
I think you know how to deal with that. :D
Some of us are. I haven't dropped my pants this second, but I might well do it today.
I've never done it. Trees and bushes, yes.
I did it last evening, so I am not going to do it today.
"Bah! Humbug!"
"Marley was dead to begin with."
Not black, but fairly strong, and two sugar.
Well, you should drop your pants and go at it again. If it helps, I've been horny all day too.
You must feel so much more comfortable. :D
I'd much rather masturbate with a girl than just do it using her picture.
[MEDIA] I'm not sure how I managed it.
I wouldn't. You're clearly in real need of it now.
Take a shower and go at it like mad in there. :)
I know what I am doing today.
Are you male or female? Male How old are you? 34 At what age did you start masturbating? 22 How many times a week do you masturbate? 2 - 3 How...
not today
I did late last night.
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