First cats then it will be dogs after that...When will it end???
Drunk guy sitting next to me and looking me look sober........that is not the case though. If anyone is wondering if am drinking mocha merlin...
At the bar and someone just played the song. "I just had sex" while I was watching the game. Meanwhile the ...........this was funny in my head...
Nobody will come forward for 30 years though.
So do you feel lucky punk. Can't post a link from my phone. So that's all you have to go on.
Watching the game at the bar. Drunk guy trying to talk to me.. its just one of those situations where it's best to shut up.. I would love to...
So when you judged people where did the hatred come from and where was it directed towards?
My mom's pets but it was back when I was living with her. Dog would eat the cats shit in the litter box.
We use those pins ^^ at work for safety....most dangerous thing in my factory if you ask me. They use that pin to stop a razor blade from...
Do oranges equal strawberries? Yumm
They weren't after you from spying through the stick. They only knew you have watched pirated movies because you posted it here. So it's ok to be...
The entire reason I got the firestick is so I don't need Netflix. Yes the new movies are bad bootlegs mostly. I go to the year old movies when...
I'm staying in Keansburg at the moment. I remember living here as a kid and we would have hypodermic needles wash up on our beach. (Might have...
Me either. Whatever I can get online will be my tv service for the foreseeable future.
The elastic on my jock strap is strung out. So to keep it in place I have to put it under my underwear. After the game my inner thighs were so...
I wanted to do a cum tribute but by the time the printer finished printing that photo of Christina Ricci sitting naked on the bed, my boner was gone.
I guess admission to the hockey rink would count.
They change the firestick firewalls constantly. Just got to keep trying different videos on you tube until you find the right updated one for the...
Played hockey this morning. Took a shower in the locker room. Walk out naked and they have the door wide open with kids on the ice and people...
So what do crabs do? Curse at mike tyson and tell him his mom is a whore?
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