They're horrendously naff and cringeworthy. That's why some of them are so great. What's the most socially awkward or embarassing moment you've...
What do you call a mummy seal?
Cheese on toast Do you think you're fat?
Piscatory Pete
Wifesmacker Flaps McDougal
I think most couples do
I've been a few days just eating chocolate because I forgot to eat anything else. I got loads of spots. Not worth it. I'm going to get some chocolate
I know this guy :D People believe his stories!
Yeah, only they waste loads of time doing unnecessary stuff at the beginning. I'd be getting impatient :toetap05:
Yeah because I want a nasty case of thrush in the morning :toetap05:
I'd never really take just being asked seriously without some other indicator that he's serious, like caressing my body, passionate kissing, a...
Seriously yawn
Too old? At your age? You're just a wee boy
How do you have an attitude that isn't mental? :confused:
:hurray:
Yep, you're definitely old
We can't tell you what to say, we don't know you people. Invite her for a drink or something
Why aren't you telling him this rather than people on a forum? I think answering that question might be revealing. If you can't talk to him or he...
One of my boyfriend's shirts that he's had for about 10 years that says Magoo on it. And some pants. My hair isn't washed and I probably smell...
Think about Bruce Forsythe riding a tractor, itching his groin and eating pickled onion sandwiches [IMG]
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