My penis has been begging for attention, and I am giving it what it wants right now.
not today
I have a hunch I'll make it to midnight too and then drop my pants.
Did you manage to finish?
I am masturbating hard right now.
A car, a girlfriend, and three more wishes. :P
Hahaha. I figured as much, but it doesn't mean one is necessarily linked to the other.
What does this have to do with self-pleasure?
I think it'll be okay.
I'm sure you're not old, haha.
I mostly do IM more than video.
I'm sure you can find chat sites and such for that purpose. ;)
I'm jealous.
I'm absolutely convinced there are more people alive now who really do believe the Earth is flat than there have ever been. 99.9% of them are...
I don't use porn.
I am going at it hard right now.
I don't get why you didn't just post that once?
I did not do it today.
I am doing it now.
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