Right now, no. In the shower a while ago, yes. :D
Nope. I haven't for a few days.
No, but I did have a hands-free orgasm this morning.
I haven't today. I'm really sleep deprived, but at the same time, had some serious morning wood. I guess I'll see what happens.
Oh sure. Several years ago, I was walking in a local park. I stopped behind a tree to relieve my bladder, but I was really really nervous about...
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