What about a roach?!?!!?! Don't tell me you don't roach. That's wrooooong.
Prefer a pouch of 'Drum', meself. Ripping up cigarettes and sticking them in a joint with weed is a fucking silly idea. the filter is there for a...
wonder why the fuck i had a million nipples, and how much pain the owners were in during the de-nippling process. wwydwa million fireworks??
hold it in contemplation, try to see visions inside it; crystal ball styleeee.
the crazy never die
give it to a door-knocking kid on halloween as a 'treat'
(well, dont you mean a million sticks of dynamite?!!> ar well..) have a good look at it before blowing it up in a desolate place while on a...
smile at it demonically as you insanely plan it's destiny.
create weebl and bob
annoy a lot of people by attaching 'i used to be a man' (vice versa depending on gender) notes to their backs. wwydwa million broken biscuits?
stick it up your.. ..chimney
tap it like a drum
meditate with it
shortly before dropping another; this time aiming for an innocent pedestrian.
drop it off a block of flats and watch it explode.
badminton a la egg
My mate's got a smashing joker costume for this halloween, complete with a staff and the works.
scream at it until it rolls away from you
Oh, the shame!
take it on holiday and let it sit on a sunbed before the crack of dawn in order to reserve one. that'll piss the germans off.
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