He dreams about hiding his latent homosexuality in more posts on hip forums.
Banned for wearing nothing but pantihose to his high school reunion.
You might be puggy if your sanity is questioned on a daily basis :D
Forgive my (perhaps) ignorance, but is that not a handheld sander? You do know we have free health care right, you can get that finger fixed for...
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Ugh, the thought of that disturbs me so much. We have HUGE grinders at work, there's no fucking way I'm touching them. When I was in high school...
Damn dude, you know how to make a woman feel like a lady... :tongue: At least buy her some cheap import like Corona :D
Go watch 'Deliverance'.
I recommend using condoms.
Fuck yea. I tried that for the first time two weeks ago. It was great, a bit sweet though. You can only have one or two, any more would be gross.
The thing is, they do things later in their careers that they could never get away with before hand. If Eddie Vedder released an album of ukulele...
I'm afraid of suffering at the end of life, but I'm not afraid of death, the beyond, or the unknown. It can't be any worse than this existence.
His mother makes me hard... Alright, starting now I'll stop.
Sure, I know a lot of respectable, nice, etc. women that have tattoos. When I mentioned the tramp stamp I was referring to the particular...
You might be french if you speak french.
Who told you about my dick tattoo? You said you wouldn't tell. Anyways, the tramp stamp, fuck no. Pure trash, in my opinion. I don't get the...
I prefer my friends to have tits.
I've been here 2 years, where's my pussy? Maybe I missed a memo or something...
I was raised by wolves. Sorry then, I'll try to remember.
Fo sho!
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