I'll show my camel toe... [IMG]
I once dated this chick who had massive boobs, she had to get custom made bras. The lady at the place where she bought them told her that the best...
Mac n' cheese rabies
I've only ever shown this picture, but people don't believe that it's me. [IMG]
Bathing with Slash!
Well, if he's not doing either, it just looks like he's got to take a really big shit and he's trying to dance it off until he gets to a toilet.
Venom [IMG]
Do I look like a lesbian?
Nude women smearing his body in peanut butter and jelly, then making a man sandwich out of him.
Banned for pretending to be Dr.Seuss while having children sit on his lap at the mall.
I only turned my back that one time because I had soap in my eye you sonovabitch! You might be BBAD if you get a woody in the lineup at Tim...
My touchpad is hardly used...
Is he busting a move or busting a nut?
I use the scroll bar to just ignore things I don't feel like looking at and/or reading.
Lodog's right. Opinions are like assholes; everyone's got one and they all stink. People like different things, think different things, feel,...
It doesn't even look like he's playing it. He's just swinging his arm around and stirring up dust.
It isn't real. It's pretty obvious those stories are made up.
Create a schedule of times when you will be beating off and submit it to them. Tell them that during those times they should either turn up their...
Just mention Woodstock. That was a pretty fucking big party if you ask me.
I'm going to be late because I'd rather get stoned and watch M*A*S*H
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