You probably think that you're not getting as high as you used to, because the break you took created a period in which you had time to analyze...
I was gonna make a thread about it, but then I got high. [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNKlpmtWI1s
Can I stick my pink floyd in your mahogany rush?
Banned for farting loudly next to those hot chicks at the mall then blaming it on me.
What if your cat was holding regular meetings for Al Qaeda in your house, wouldn't you want to know? I bet ADT would...
An inflammation of the penis caused by an excess of blood concentrated in the organ The same thing I eat every day; beans and fish. No, not...
Yesterday morning before work I was watching CNN when this commercial for ADT security came on. In the commercial it was stated that they have...
I just heard on the news tonight that she spends $22,500 a week on her hair. Fuck me!
She apparently died from a seizure caused by alcohol withdrawl. Some hardcore alcoholics who quit cold turkey can die from heart attacks and...
In that case, I didn't know there were Jewish people in Japan. The above post is a joke and should only be treated as such
I think it's funny that the people who made that instructional sign decided to give the shadow man a hat...
If you ever want to make an electric bass sound like on old stand-up bass, take a thick foam pad and place it between the strings and the body...
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gipG6jTb1Zs
Sometimes I put a pillow vertically next to me while I sleep because it feels like company.
I'd take the 4 hits, have a good time, then concentrate my mind on the task ahead. Just me though. Do what you will.
Tonight when I was on my bike I pretended that I was a scout trooper flying through the forests of Endor on a speeder bike.
Fuck, that's really far out man. I really like the white line of light that looks like it's scanning the third eye.
Roses are red, Violets are blue I'll probably cum in 5 minutes But take the time to get you off too
Barney Gumble
What's stopping you?
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