For the life of me I will never figure that out. My dad warned me I was going to be very unhappy. He fucking nailed it. I basically followed my...
Charlize Theron Lauren Graham Diana Rigg Jennifer Lawrence Caroline Munro Ingrid Pitt Dana Delany I could go on…
I don’t know if it’s still made, but in the early 80s my go-to was peach-scented Agree hair conditioner. Fantastic in bed, kept my hair in good...
Playboy had the best pictorials…but now, after four decades, the one I remember most happily is Candy Loving. Fantastic boobs! Had the most...
Ah yes… sent a lot of sperm shooting towards my bedroom ceiling to Candy during the early 80’s. At least 3-4 times a week, more if it weren’t for...
Gotta admit, Alison Tyler really sets my dick to twitching… I think I’ve said it elsewhere, but if Fleshlight made an an Alison Tyler model I’d...
Well, quite simply, the upsides of masturbation are: -It's delightfully uncomplicated by sentimental baggage or emotional blackmail. -It's...
I may be repeating myself but it was a picture of Raquel Welch from One Million Years BC. I had cut it out of the NY Daily news and hidden it in...
Many moons ago, my gf and I had dinner date plans one night after we'd both gotten off work. The plan was that I'd let myself into her apartment,...
Agreed that bare feet in the grass tends to make my shorts tight, but I gotta express a preference for unpolished nails. Just my $0.02...
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Thinking right now about a Ryan Reynolds fantasy ... One where I bed his current and former wives at the same time. Talk about an embarrassment...
EPILOGUE -TWO DAYS LATER... As it turned out, the strongbox was not as strong as I thought. A screwdriver in the right spot provided enough...
I've seen a couple of marathon length posts here so far... Here's my contribution ... OK, so why DO I masturbate? Fair question. Well, quite...
My legs start to stiffen and I feel my penis start to swell, my face flushes, my brain fogs,my scrotum tightens up and pulses. It's really...
Got the fucker open... Yay! All I need (hopefully tonight) is a couple of Jack Daniels on the rocks and some solitude....
Here's a new perspective on the Fleshlight Users topic ... with a humorous twist! About four years ago, the wife was taken ill. She spent two...
Got it. I'm delighted to have found this forum; it reassures me that I'm normal after all . I do have a couple of questions: 1. Is there a search...
When I started "self-service" again it was to a picture of this stunning beauty's cleavage... came so hard I thought I'd hit the opposite wall.
Know the feeling. I had a Kate Jackson poster ... Lost my virginity to Mrs. Peel, but Sabrina made my organ twitch and spurt for a good many...
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