My brother already found the parts he needs to fix his Jeep! Yaaaay! And I got my last W2 today so I'll be able to file my taxes and get my...
I have a friend I worked with who has a ball python. When I met her (the snake) I fell absolutely in love. She had the sweetest face for a snake...
Hey. We like Oreos, too.
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My cousin's wife is from Mississipi, but lived very very close to "Nawlins" (that's what she calls it, lol), and she talks like she's from New...
Pretty sure I had boobs a couple of years before most the boys found their first pubes. Could be wrong, I didn't go around looking down boys...
My little brother was in a car accident this morning. He's alright, thank god, but it sounds like he messed up the front of his Jeep pretty good...
When I think too much, I don't sleep. And as I drift off to sleep, my thoughts start getting really weird. My subconscious is really fucked up.
"Why won't Tom Cruise just come out da closet?"
Punctuality is my biggest pet peeve! It makes me so mad when people tell me a time and then are late. My day has progressed and put me in a...
I had to zoom in a little and make the picture bigger, then it took me a minute, but I found him without any hints. :D It's scary how well they...
Fuck, I just checked my phone and had the shit scared out of me because I saw a missed call and the number looked an awful lot like the one that...
The Chili Peppers are still touring? :eek:
Woke up at 7 AM because the neighbor is a dick and lets his dogs out the minute he leaves for work and they run around terrorizing all the other...
Kenny died in almost every episode in the seasons up until season 6. At the very end of season 5, Kenny dies from a muscular disease and they had...
I wish someone wanted to kick my keister :(
Oh, and to catch you up some some great episodes (probably my favorite) of South Park Season 7 Episode 9- "Christian Rock Hard" (Cartman starts a...
I love Bob's Burgers and American Dad (I actually love the shit out of that show, Stan's "Oooh!" noise he yells when something bad happens makes...
Ron Jeremy came up in discussion with my friends the other day. It ended up with me Googling because none of us had ever actually seen a porno...
I have pet spiders throughout the spring and summer months. I don't usually name or touch them and there's a rule that if they touch me or get...
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