You only ever walk your dog when your broadband goes down you cruel bastard!
I don't know what kind of internets you have in America, but over here we burn all our favourite porn to DVD in case of emergencies like the...
It was posted on their facebook page and they have since apologised, and the store has shut down. They are saying it was posted to their facebook...
How dumb some people are. Who put the fat lady in charge of advertising? #MadWoman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHyyFjml_3o She oughta try...
Not in this country they can't.
I guess things are different in the US and you have less rights than in the UK. You don't just get formally charged for weed if the cops turn up...
But they have to call the cops first and have you formally charged with a crime, so the point is just make sure they don't find out.
I think deep down we are all selfish, ungrateful bastards. Can you imagine living in the last century again, and what it would be like to have to...
There you are, you just got home and put your feet up with a nice cup of tea and you turn on your computer. Oh no your broadband's gone down...
Had a nice shit WIPE
In Enterprise the space suit's helmets light up inside, which looks really cool and facilitates the identification of characters easily. However,...
I once got accepted for a room in a house in Holland with a family. I had to fess up that I smoked hash and so then I didn't get the room.
Not a Jewish conspiracy, a zionist conspiracy. I don't personally know, but I've heard about PNAC and the greater Israel project. It makes sense....
Because the universe is expanding and the measurement of basic 3d topologies always comes first Who will be the next major celebrity to kick the...
Enterprise worked. It was better than the TNG spin-off by an astronomical unit and a half. One of the reasons they are doing another sequel is...
You're asking a guy who slashes people's faces off on a daily basis for fun. We all look like someone's leftover kebab inside, and we all get...
In the UK landlords must write to you in advance to gain access to the property, at least 24 hours. So you will have plenty of time to get rid of...
Have they caught you with weed/smoking it? Deny everything. Depends really on your lease, country you live as to what rights you have.
Carol came back with a car load of Brazil nuts the other day, made a change from monkey nuts.
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