You quoted a Poppy video. Now you have to explain why you are a pedophile.
A pair of Angela Eagle's drawers soaked in Jeremy "The Jizzmeister" Corbyn's man porridge
Has this weird secret fetish about dog poop. Offers to mow lawns for old people who have dogs for free, as an "act of kindness". Wears special...
Tried to make an absurd accusation about me. Inadvertently got it 91.19% right and in doing so exposed my hidden nocturnal, paranoid psychosisms
Maybe she was just vogueing, ridiculously slowly?
Thinks he invented death metal while eating a Norwegian sandwich. A crumb landed on his ZX81 and broke it and he blamed satan
Do I really tink? tink
Lardy oranges velociraptor energy LARD
They know people are becoming wise to the truth, they want people to forget it happened now.
Noone has ever come out of there alive
Oh, you mean litterally... (rubbish joke) X-Factor Host
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8nrF5aXPlQ
I once posted a cheese slice sandwich to my friend at university. It arrived on the day his mother was admitted to hospital as she was suffering...
If you think Poppy talking a 6 year old is creepy, then the Haribo adverts will cause you to experience projectile vomit much like the scene in...
Hmmmm, yes you are right You know, I talked to an actual 6 year old girl the other day and she creeped the hell out of me I think Poppy is cute...
This guy tried to steal my wheelbarrow and then he tried to sell it to a gypsy for ten quid so he could buy smack
Also in Liverpool
Sure, let's elect a president who's probably about to pop her clogs and is evidently fucking nuts and can't be trusted with important issues such...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE6dDCcfLcc
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