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Even if she was like Jamie Oliver in t'kitchen, this falling over would perfectly balance it out for you. It was beautiful. A one-time piece of...
Oh fuck man, you should've been there when Claire tripped over a tent peg at Glastonbury. You'd have asked her to marry you there and then.
Looking at your sig pic, I bet there are a few guys who wouldn't mind giving you one. ;) [/badoneliner]
Bollocks, they're as fake as WMD in Iraq.
It's funny...I'd have said the Americans are closer to the French. Didn't the French have a lot to do with the Americans winning their...
I had an early night, I napped through Friday evening and was in bed by half past midnight. Must've needed it too, I've only just got up.
What we need is some kind of Ark...
I had some problems with my mouse a while back. First, the tracking sensitivity buttons jammed. Shortly after, the tracking wheel started jamming....
I've been thinking about this for a while. I do pretty much the same thing every weekend and it's getting fairly boring now. I need to go do...
Just ask me about his nickname then shut the hell up so I can get to the hilarious punchline. :mad:
Ooo, Eric "Coffee" Clapton is another good one.
For the last time dude, your penis is not a high-powered rifle. :rolleyes:
Mark Knopfler/Dire Straits would definitely be in the running.
Fifteen isn't too bad an age to start. Hell, Chris Rea only started playing at 18. I can't say what the best guitar is, I don't know what you're...
You can catch herpes by watching? :eek: That said, I'm pretty sure that if you indulge in too much phone sex you end up with hearing aids. :rolleyes:
Serves its true purpose Talking like Yoda you are With problems like this
Oddly enough, the sex video made me laugh harder than the running for pres video. :confused:
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I'm crying inside But I keep my heart controlled Brick wall surrounds it Emo moment for me :(
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