The word "cottaging" makes me think of smelly cheese...and then when I realise what it really means and the two images kind of amalgamate...its...
Never seen it but I love Bill Bailey:D
My visions been so crap lately, its all just a blur
Intruigued? Intrigued? Maybe one of them? Our landlady. Shes a bit too fast with her keys and her bitch reflex and not fast enough with her...
Btw bet you took a notebook and made notes for future reference at the museum didnt you:p
Yeah good old land of ex coal miners. They cant speak and they all claim to have been given some terrible injury even if they never actually...
Nah I think its about equal proportions. Just the post whores happen to be
Where I grew up people used to say "snap" *shudder*
Whos afaik? Free range, squashed in a barn, whatev really. Still dont like the stuff. Everyone assumes we must love it too despite none of the...
I hate quorn. All chemically mould stuff grown in vats with battery eggs and it tastes all meaty and makes me sick. Bleh
-Can I ask why the latch lock was on when I tried to unlock the door? -Yes. We were having some particularly kinky sex and I didnt think youd...
Ive been looking for work for bladdy ages. Everytime I go to interview there are about 15 other people all after the same job, and theyve always...
When you hate it and it hates you Do sperm play like dolphins do?
Ooh the CHATROOM...bah I thought hed descended to the pits of all lowliness...aka "Random Thoughts" or "Real Kinky"
Do you often spy on us btw?:D
:confused:...myeah...ok:p
In where? Gawd you didnt go over to the other side did you? Bet you wont be doing that again in a hurry:p Sandwiches...tut:rolleyes:
You made me think of this http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2RbfZZpF6Q8&feature=related
None. Im a human being
ARGH:eek: It was that talk we had last night...we shouldnt do that again:p I hope for your sake it didnt involve bottoms and things from the 5th base
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