I have 2 bum holes and an outie.
I don't think drunk sex is good at all.
I agree with the above poster that said they should match your personality. Keep in mind that black goes with everything and red doesn't. I do...
I've humped pillows, blankets, hands, stuffed animals, vibrators and that's all I can think of at the moment.
lol @ vampire baby
I made love with my hamster. I couldn't help it, though. Watching him shake his furry little ass in that wheel drove me crazy. It was the best sex...
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My ex is 10 inches and I could never get off. When I told him he said that he prides himself on being able to make a woman cum. Hmmm. I normally...
You're definitely sexy. If I could I would hump your face like there's no tomorrow.
Rofl @ dungeons and dragons. I almost got strangled on my saliva. I love funny people. :D
Call me crazy but maybe next time you should use the cucumber for oh, I don't know, eating. o_O
lol @ see any boob.
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My ex put his 10" in my ass. Although, he did get me a little tipsy first.
You're beautiful!
I do it a lot. I've found that I sleep much better afterwards. Who needs warm milk when you've got masturbation?
No, it's not good enough. Unless you have 12 inches you're useless. I'm sorry, that's just the way it is.
I'm an uncle fucker I must say.. I just fucked my uncle yesterday!! lol :p
Have you tried popping it? =/
Omg, I love watching a man jerk off. It is one of the sexiest things I've ever seen. Especially when he cums and it's all over his hand/stomach.
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