Not if he knows what to do with it.
Welcome!
I like your lips. I think the lipstick is hot, but I'm a fan of makeup so maybe my opinion doesn't count.
lmfao
It's a little drinking cup for babies/toddlers.
I think someone needs a sippy cup.
Hey, welcome to the forums!
I can have an orgasm in less than 30 seconds, buddy.
"Bitter ol' man" is just a phrase that I use. I couldn't care ANY less about your age. I hadn't even looked at your age, until this very moment,...
Are you a heart broken, bitter ol' man whose past love lied to you repeatedly by telling you that while having sex with you she had orgasms, when...
In the words of Paris, "that's hot".
That was the funniest thing I've read all day, hell, maybe all week.
Haha.
Haha, that's a great one. I've got one for you, as well... Penis breath, a lover's dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it...
That's what I was thinking as well. "Mmm come here baby, let's.... cork or munster" [img]
I just laughed at the words "Cork or Munster". It's either hilarious or I need some sleep.
It happens to the best of us.
Most of the time I'll just hand them my number and say, "call me". I don't know what happened to make men think it takes an act of Congress to get...
College Fuckfeast, eh? Sounds delicious. :&
That definitely sounds like a STD. If I were you, I would go to the ER to be checked. Tell them your symptoms and that you think you may have a...
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