I'm going to be fat if I keep on eating fuckin' doritos. God, I love doritos!!! :o
lmfao
Happy Birthday!! My birthday is always just.. another day. I never do anything special for mine nor do I ever get any gifts. A laptop is...
Yeah, I'd say fuckin' hot sauce. Mmm, the grilled stuft chicken burrito sounds good.
lol :p
He hasn't posted anything else so my guess is that he told his mom and dad and now he's grounded. lmfao :(
I ate my cum this morning on a breakfast bagel. Delicious!!
lmfao. Sorry! :p
Eggs!
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lmfao. That too. :(
It's been so long I don't fucking remember. :rolleyes:
lmfao :( The worst for me is when my ex and I were in the middle of fucking, me to the point of orgasm, when the cops came to the door saying...
Yes! I grab and jiggle my boobs all the time. =/
If she's too short to dance on you then you could always pick her up and bounce her up and down on your lap.
I do that shit all the time.
Face down ass up.
I love a nice fat cock.
rofl
lol
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