I remember meeting my baby brother for the first time when I was 4. I don't remember much before that, I definitely don't remember life without...
I don't have a Bug, but I feel the same way about Neons. :) I geek out every time I see one and I always tell my husband about seeing one like...
I didn't get legally married, we just had a wedding ceremony without the paperwork. We pretty much just did it so our families would "officially"...
Most of my friends are friends I've had since high school. I don't really hang out with any friends I had from elementary or junior high, though...
I prefer to avoid touching people at all costs. lol
Being certified in food safety, I don't feel like the disgust with the chocolate fountains is overreacting at all.
Ugh, yes, that fountain seems like the grossest idea in the world to me. I mean, in theory, it sounds amazing, but then you think about the...
I think the outfits and little contraptions they put together are neat, but I am far too lazy to get into it myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwugjyeSKx4"]James Taylor - "Fire & Rain" - YouTube I used to have a plethora of sad songs, but honestly, that's...
Your family is beautiful, Shale! Aiden is precious. :) I spent the Saturday before Thanksgiving with my husband, about 6 of our friends, our...
As of this morning, it was: Get up Drive to work Work Drive back to my hometown Drop a bucket of pickle juice off at my dad's house Stop by the...
When I'm off work and not planning on spending all day on my feet, I wear Chucks. They're fucking awful for working in, though, so I have a pair...
There's no room in my house for a big tree and I'm not willing to move my Lego hospital and Lego lighthouse to make room for the tiny tree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1VkMBi9vvw"]youtube.com/watch?v=I1VkMBi9vvw...
Nope, my husband fixes my car when it breaks. You can't pass inspection in Texas with your check engine light on. Last time mine was on, I...
My friend has a 6 year old daughter and he has been seeing a woman who makes the "baby mama" look like Satan herself. The biological mother's a...
Pffft, Mama, you druggie. :p ;)
I went to the Fleshlight site and found they also make a zombie Fleshlight. ...They also have both dildos and Fleshlights in the style of...
Ha! I knew it! My ex-boyfriend was a frat guy and I guess thought he was sooo daring by showing me their little handbook (basically just a book...
Keys, cell phone, wallet, GPS. I don't have the GPS because I get lost easily, but because the speedometer randomly dies on my car and the...
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