Funny things men say, do, noises, etc when being attended to orally

I am a noise maker for sure. Especially when the head is tremendous. I always let a woman know that SHE'LL KNOW the work she is putting in. I know part of the reason I get my dick sucked so much is because they like the reaction. If it is good, I'm going to let you know!

Fellas, I'm curious to know if you've experienced the following: head so good that you're body is convulsing before you even start cumming! Damn I love it.

 

When her soft mouth first slips onto my dick, I instinctively buck upwards. It used to scare her, now she thinks it's funny.

 

I like it when they start going baby bird. Let’s me know i’m doing a good job and gets me ready for the goods.

 

"...they start going baby bird...."

Define. Sounds interesting.

"...Let’s me know i’m doing a good job..."

I always talk to them. Seems only fair.

"...gets me ready for the goods..."

Common courtesy. My wife got surprised once by a lot, and hasn't let me forget it.

 

My wire likes surprises ! I think they really can tell when it's imminent anyway .

 

"...wife got surprised once by a lot..hasn't let me forget...."

I still get, "You nearly drowned me that time". Well, if that were true, at my age, I'd notify the news media! Probably just the surprise and maybe a bit more watery than usual.

"..they really can tell when it's imminent.."

One gf said, "Y'all get tense all over and real quiet, then bam! here it comes."

 

I always try to be a gentleman and offer fair warning at least nanosecond before blastoff....

 

So kind of you! Actually you'll find that any girl who is familiar with the oral sport knows very well when it's about to happen. No verbal warning needed.

 

Oh, I'd bet there would be no need to warn you....

 

Yep, for two reasons....

 

And those reasons?

 

because I already knew it was coming, and because I wanted it in my mouth.

 

OK, I'll pretend to keep it a surprise. Except for that big ahhhh-ughhhhh...ughhh....ughhhh....ahhhhhh..... part...

 

Yeah, that's usually a really big sign something is about to happen, or has already happened.

 

The very first time I was with my current FWB, I tapped her on the back of the head when I got real close. She responded by sucking harder and deeper and I just let go. We were in her car after having a meal and drinks. When she came off of it, she told me that I didn't have to warn her but that she appreciated it. She told me that if I had been right on the edge, she may have come up for air and if I was spurting it may have sprayed on her clothes and she was more concerned about that then she was about swallowing. After that first time we've always met in her place and the clothes end up on the chair beside the bed so no worries. The woman I was with last week swallowed. I expected it as we had talked about sex a lot over the years and masturbated together in the past so I knew what to expect. As Angela says, usually it's easy to tell when it's coming...even if you're getting head somewhere where you need to be quiet, the hardening of the shaft and the head getting fatter pretty much lets her know that it's going to happen. If she leaves it in, well there it goes. If she takes it out, she needs to aim it where she wants it. If I WANT her to finish me and I WANT her to know that, I might say something like "OK..here it comes....oh yeah...", something like that so she can do with it what she wants, knowing that I'm that close.

 

Angela's, "...any girl who is familiar with the oral sport knows very well when it's about to happen...." and "...because I wanted it..."

The determining factor there is, 'familiar with'. But that takes time, repetition and varied donors. (btw, I love the phrase 'the oral sport', well done Ange). The true 'Mistresses of the Art' are busy doing what they know, the younger are still learning and often quit the process mid-way, to everyone's loss.