how many calories are in a load of semen?

what do you eat?

 

You could also not swallow you know?

It's just as hot. Spit it out afterwards.

 

wait, what? that must be a % equivalent then. I find it hard to believe that a load of jizz contains 6-7 grams of protein.

oh, and you should let your boyfriend give you facials. supposed to be a really good for your skin.

 

jizz is real protein heavy.

Is thick jizz more protein heavy than watered down jizz?

 

does jizz have any fiber in it or should i eat some bran with a bj for a balanced meal?

 

Yeah..They reckon if you are a cock smoker and a jizz guzzler, there is less chance of you getting Ostio Perosis (I'm not sure how you spell it) because of the protein!

Why did you ask about the calorie content? Are you going to a chinese retaraunt and having a soup called "Cum of Sum Yung Punk" or "Cream of Sum Yung Guy"?

 

There is no fiber! It's not lettuce! :shower:

 

here are some cum nutrition facts.
what I gather from my research so far is that the protein content of an average load of healthy semen has the percentile equivalent of egg white. 6 grams of protein in a load sounds unlikely. I doubt the average load even weighs that much. anyways, that website should answer most questions

 

lettuce is low in fiber, actually. for an easy breakfast meal, I suggest oatmeal; a good source of fibre, protein and carbohydrates.

 

LOL




Those ingredients read like something off the side of a soda can!

 

dave said there weren't ANY calories in cum. NO WONDER i can't lose weight!!!!

:toetap:

 

Yuck! :leaving:

 

you know it had to be said AT LEAST once. better if it'd been said 5 or 6 times by different people, including at least one man. but i work with what i've got.

 

cum-slurping jigglebum blues

 

dont matter the calories, nothing from no dick name coming to this mouth.

ahhhhhhhhhh love being a guy.

 

the question to ask is how many calories did you burn to achieve retrievel of the semen

 

that is an interesting query, dudeman.

 

cum is really good for your skin and hair, they don't have an entire fetish devoted to "facials" for nothing
sometimes cum is sweet and it's a yummy treat

hahahaha

 

LOl...I am sure I will.

 

why doesn't someone make a skin lotion called "cum", there would be billions to be made if its really so good?