Relationships and Solo Sessions

Several times I shot my load on my ex-wife while she was sleeping...She'd ask in the morning how a wet spot got there? I said, guess you had a wet dream.

 

It's never stopped me. If/when I get the urge, I take care of business. She does too. We aren't always home at the same time so we do our thing if the urge is there and a warm body is not.

 

OMG! My So just got a new toy from Amazon and asked me to come and give myself a blow job while she tries it. Damn! That thing makes me wish I had a vagina!

 

Must be nice to be able to suck yourself off. At 8" I've tried many times and failed every time.

 

It's not a gift but more of a curse. My GF says you luck fucker but not really. It's just another form of masturbation.