What can I use as a homemade dildo?

I've used a candle

 

Medium-size cucumber: Lightly peel the end that's going in, then with a sharp knife carve a curved trench around the top to shape a helmet, and trim just a little off behind it so you'll feel the difference when it snaps through and up into you. Warm it in a sink of hot water for a minute or two, and use plenty of lube at insertion (as you get going, the peeled cuke will actually add significantly to the slickness -- it's heavenly!). It's the closest thing to the real thing you'll find in the house, and can usually be used several times (!) in a single marathon session (unless you get too rough with it, as I've done on several ocassions!).

 

The first time I ever masturbated anally, I was in my early 20's. We had a set of kitchen utensils, and they were each forged from one piece of metal. The butter knives had a nice, rounded handle, so I used one of those. Completely naked on the den couch while no one else was home.

 

..........kind of makes you wonder, what gay and bi men used before actual dildos were made commercially available?

I guess these men went to GREAT LENGTHS in using their ingenuity..........

Regards,

John

 

I'm wondering if a two-piece plastic toothbrush holder would work, if it was taped or glued together and maybe the airholes on the end going inside covered?

 

.....maybe a well-lubed small statue/stauette, either solid plaster or ceramic, with a base that can be gripped as a "handle"......?

Regards,

John

 

Stretch a condom over it and tie it off.

 

Ahh ok, what's the statue of?

If it's a little fat Buddah you are going to need a lot of lube. At least there is a little bald head to start with.

 

........I was thinking of a statue at least seven or eight inches tall (of a MAN, of course!) that's about the same thickness of a dildo (or cock) that you'd be comfortable with.

I'm sure you could get your "creative juices flowing" if you tried it(!!)

I never have, in all honesty, but it's a thought I've had for quite some time.

Happy "experimenting"!

Regards,

John

 

A statue of a female would have tits!

I like women but as lso enjoy ass play

 

Hey, whatever floats your boat, man!

Have fun, whatever you use!

Regards,

John

 

ice dildo mold!!!

 

Just buy a damn toy. I tried a carrot eons ago....felt great, but then I read about some carrot ER visit. Never a vegan again!

 

I used a carrot a couple of times, but the last time I used one it came close to breaking.

Wish I had some condoms and my wife wasn't home, because I'd try that paper towels and condom trick. I'm seriously horny for cock right now.

 

It would probably be best to get something that is made for that purpose

 

I wonder how often sex toys require a trip to emergency

 

..............with so many people becoming "vegan" (for one reason or the other these days), IMHO, I do think that many tend to forget that a dildo is, indeed a "meat substitute"......(!!)

Regards,

John

 

Bet that felt good. Used my wife's squirting dildo a couple of times. WOW!

 

I've used a banana.. it's ok but it has to be pretty green and hard. I've imagined using a cucumber, but most of them seem a bit on the thick side.

We bought a long, lean zucchini a couple of days ago. I looked at it and could imagine using that to have some fun.

I'll have to wait until the wife is away...lol.

 

I am with you DeeJay, cucumbers are too big unless you get seedless one, they even have a nice tip to slide in easier, zucchini is good, also a nice beef sausage feels good