cant wait.. only a few more minutes

The classics:

How do you want your coffee?
Black... like my women

How do you like your eggs?
Over-easy... like my women

 

I have two rather unattractive lesbian friends both of whom worked at the waffle house.

Coincidence?

 

Maybe they should hook up and have ugly waffle babies.

 

mmm... waffle babies

:drool:

 

Ironically enough, they did hook up.

One is really big and fat, while the other is like 4 foot 4, practically a midget who looks like a 40 year old German school teacher who doesn't shave.

 

oh no, not waffle babies:hysterica

 

These type restaurants are not like a McDonald's where the food is the same wherever you go. Their quality depends largely on ownership and the cooks they hire.

 

You have to be careful when handling waffle babies, or else they may grow up to join a cult...created by none other than...

 

True... I base all of my assumptions on personal experience.

Nothing more, nothing less.

(Love is the best).

 

Oh no! Now the nightmares will start again. :bigcry:

 

I'd kick him in the marshmallows.

 

Your foot might get stuck.

 

It's okay because my other foot is already stuck in the Michelin Man so it'll even things out.

 

ok well banana pancakes from the manalapan diner [a real DINER not a chain place like dennys the waffle house or ihop] are incredible and last night.. they did the trick for my high =)