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Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by cometogether_22, May 12, 2007.

  1. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    The classics:

    How do you want your coffee?
    Black... like my women

    How do you like your eggs?
    Over-easy... like my women
     
  2. BraveSirRubin

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    I have two rather unattractive lesbian friends both of whom worked at the waffle house.

    Coincidence?
     
  3. Kinky Ramona

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    Maybe they should hook up and have ugly waffle babies.
     
  4. Posthumous

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    mmm... waffle babies

    :drool:
     
  5. BraveSirRubin

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    Ironically enough, they did hook up.

    One is really big and fat, while the other is like 4 foot 4, practically a midget who looks like a 40 year old German school teacher who doesn't shave.
     
  6. texasmade3

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    oh no, not waffle babies:hysterica
     
  7. Posthumous

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    These type restaurants are not like a McDonald's where the food is the same wherever you go. Their quality depends largely on ownership and the cooks they hire.
     
  8. Kinky Ramona

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    You have to be careful when handling waffle babies, or else they may grow up to join a cult...created by none other than...

    [​IMG]
     
  9. BraveSirRubin

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    True... I base all of my assumptions on personal experience.

    Nothing more, nothing less.

    (Love is the best).
     
  10. Posthumous

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    Oh no! Now the nightmares will start again. :bigcry:
     
  11. BraveSirRubin

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  12. Posthumous

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    I'd kick him in the marshmallows.
     
  13. Kinky Ramona

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    Your foot might get stuck.
     
  14. Posthumous

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    It's okay because my other foot is already stuck in the Michelin Man so it'll even things out.
     
  15. cometogether_22

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    ok well banana pancakes from the manalapan diner [a real DINER not a chain place like dennys the waffle house or ihop] are incredible and last night.. they did the trick for my high =)
     
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